1
Nate Bargatze

Iced Coffee Whip Cream

2
Brian Regan

Hoo-oo-ked on po-hon-ikes wor-ked for meh, meh.

3
Jim Gaffigan

It's like drowning with 3 kids and someone hands you another.

4
Tim Hawkins

I pray a hedge of protection.

5
John Mulvaney

I'm fully kidding.
