1
Nate Bargatze
Iced Coffee Whip Cream
2
Brian Regan
Hoo-oo-ked on po-hon-ikes wor-ked for meh, meh.
3
Jim Gaffigan
It's like drowning with 3 kids and someone hands you another.
4
Tim Hawkins
I pray a hedge of protection.
5
John Mulvaney
I'm fully kidding.